Jungle Robot toy

Uses batteries and several small moving parts. What could go wrong? Awesome toy, I’ll have to make sure to keep the kids away from it.

$15.99

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Hape Happy Hour Clock Kid’s Wooden Time Learning Puzzle

It doesn’t tell time, confuses kids who don’t know how to tell time yet, and the numbers fall out easily like some sort of puzzle. Would not recommend putting it on the wall, but makes a great toy.

$14.99

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Bachmann Trains Thoroughbred Ready-to-Run HO Scale Train Set

A great starter set for children or addition to existing sets. Also a great item for adults if you are into collecting trains, fits well in the basement with the kidnap victims. Will provide hours of entertainment for your involuntary…

$79.90

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Play-Doh 10-Pack of Colors

A simple, creative activity…or a gift from a vengeful relative? Play-Doh is a great and simple way to activate the imagination. The clean up process is usually two stages. The first stage is picking up what you think is…

$7.99

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Thames & Kosmos Air + Water Power

Build devices and use pneumatic or hydraulic power to make them go. A nice educational toy with the potential to build many different gadgets. One thing is for sure, pieces of this will end up under the fridge.

$49.95

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Creativity for Kids Grow ‘n Glow Terrarium

A nice little botany project for your child. Might look cool in the house somewhere. If your kids are like mine, this will be broken and all over the floor within minutes. It’s okay, you can teach them how…

$14.99

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One Night Ultimate Werewolf

Kind of like a more interactive Clue with a cooler name. It integrates a smart phone app in order to set the game up for players to find a “werewolf.” Each game lasts about 10 minutes, the fast pace…

$13.39

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Where the Wild Things Are

Out of control child with little supervision gets a hold of some sort of hallucinogen and goes on a wild adventure with an island full of beasts in which the child establishes a dictatorship as seen through the child’s…

$14.84

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The Giving Tree

An old favorite. This story is about a parasitic relationship. The sadomasochist pair has a multi-decade on and off again relationship in which one can’t give enough, and the other takes everything. At the end of their lives they find…

$8.31

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VTech Touch and Swipe Baby Phone

Perhaps this will deter your young one from hijacking your phone? Probably not, but it will provide some entertainment and plenty of family photo ops. It basically mimics a modern phone, but safe for chewing and no large damages…

$14.96

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  • Jungle Robot toy

    Uses batteries and several small moving parts. What could go wrong? Awesome toy, I’ll have to make sure to keep the kids away from it.

    $15.99

    via Amazon

  • Hape Happy Hour Clock Kid’s Wooden Time Learning Puzzle

    It doesn’t tell time, confuses kids who don’t know how to tell time yet, and the numbers fall out easily like some sort of puzzle. Would not recommend putting it on the wall, but makes a great toy.

    $14.99

    via Amazon

  • Bachmann Trains Thoroughbred Ready-to-Run HO Scale Train Set

    A great starter set for children or addition to existing sets. Also a great item for adults if you are into collecting trains, fits well in the basement with the kidnap victims. Will provide hours of entertainment for your involuntary…

    $79.90

    via Amazon

  • Play-Doh 10-Pack of Colors

    A simple, creative activity…or a gift from a vengeful relative? Play-Doh is a great and simple way to activate the imagination. The clean up process is usually two stages. The first stage is picking up what you think is…

    $7.99

    via Amazon

  • Thames & Kosmos Air + Water Power

    Build devices and use pneumatic or hydraulic power to make them go. A nice educational toy with the potential to build many different gadgets. One thing is for sure, pieces of this will end up under the fridge.

    $49.95

    via Amazon

  • Creativity for Kids Grow ‘n Glow Terrarium

    A nice little botany project for your child. Might look cool in the house somewhere. If your kids are like mine, this will be broken and all over the floor within minutes. It’s okay, you can teach them how…

    $14.99

    via Amazon

  • One Night Ultimate Werewolf

    Kind of like a more interactive Clue with a cooler name. It integrates a smart phone app in order to set the game up for players to find a “werewolf.” Each game lasts about 10 minutes, the fast pace…

    $13.39

    via Amazon

  • Where the Wild Things Are

    Out of control child with little supervision gets a hold of some sort of hallucinogen and goes on a wild adventure with an island full of beasts in which the child establishes a dictatorship as seen through the child’s…

    $14.84

    via Amazon

  • The Giving Tree

    An old favorite. This story is about a parasitic relationship. The sadomasochist pair has a multi-decade on and off again relationship in which one can’t give enough, and the other takes everything. At the end of their lives they find…

    $8.31

    via Amazon

  • VTech Touch and Swipe Baby Phone

    Perhaps this will deter your young one from hijacking your phone? Probably not, but it will provide some entertainment and plenty of family photo ops. It basically mimics a modern phone, but safe for chewing and no large damages…

    $14.96

    via Amazon